A hilarious, colourful collection of straight-talking, no-nonsense advice from very sassy cats

Favourite suggestions include:

• Embrace “Procatstination”: F*** it off and do it tomorrow
• Focus on the sh*t you can control (like naps)
• Shine so bright that those b*tches need sunglasses

Cats have lived the right way for centuries, it’s about time we started listening to them.

Katie Abey is an illustrator with a love of all things unusual and humorous. She enjoys working in publishing and has developed a range of children’s board books with Five Mile Press and currently has a few other exciting publishing projects in the pipeline. Katie also illustrates for the greeting card and stationery industries, and her illustrations have appeared in high-street stores, including Paperchase, Scribbler, and WH Smiths.